ANYBODY FOR TOAST ?

The time some people seem to have on there hands these days! Is it because they don't work or maybe don't have a family life like my own ( busy ) If your spending your time on the net which yes I love, don't you want to be doing something worth doing ? 

Reason for this little rant ( well not so much a rant, more a disbelief ) is because today as I searched through the apps store on the iphone, I came across the most useless and silly app ever. I know that yes some of these apps are made just as a bit of silly fun. I'm not the kind of person that is over serious and doesn't no how to have a giggle now and then but really how this app could even be consider as fun is beyond me!

The app is called toast. Yes you heard right TOAST. And guys guess what you get to do on toast? UMMMM Well what other then make virtual toast. Yes you put it in that good old virtual toaster, once it has popped up and is all nice and brown you butter it. No people this is no joke! Next you can add some jam and a few more selections of topping. Once that toast is done what else is there to do but eat it. By touching parts of your toast with your finger round bite marks appear. ALL DONE! Is it just me or is there anybody out there that's thinking what is the point in that ? Really it's worse if you see it. Do you want to know what is a tad crazier then the whole toast making thing ? Well this app used to be free, but as it is now a 4 and a half star app ( best being 5 ) itunes will charge you 59p to download it on to your phone. When looking at the app it reads NOW YOU CAN HAVE TOAST ANYWHERE! LOL WHAT A JOKE. I did however become very entertained by the applications reviews which i must add were hundreds. Lets not forget these are the people that have made up the rating of 4 and a half stars. They loved it. At first they had me thinking yep there taking the p*** but no they really did love Toast!

Fault I would share a few of them reviews that yes had me wetting my pants.

1. Loved the app, one of the best I have downloaded on my iphone so far! since the new update I have noticed the butter has become a little thinner. I'm pleased as I was not keen o the thicker butter.
2. Yes loved it. Like that now we can toast waffles. Need a few more toppings and I would give 5 stars.
3. At last I get to make toast when I'm out. This keeps me entertained for hours.
4. This app is fab. Would be much better if chocolate spread was a topping. Liked the thicker butter.
5. Bring back thicker butter and next update can we please have peanut butter as a topping.
6. It's an amazing app, but the bites need some work as they don't look like real bite marks
7. I'm still waiting on chocolate spread. If you have not added it next update I'm deleting toast as It's unfair! everybody wants it and I have asked at least a dozen times by email
8. WOW I I LOVE THIS TOAST APP SHAME WE CAN'T REALLY EAT THE TOAST. WOULD BE BETTER IF WE HAD THE CHOICE TO POUR A JUICE AS WELL.
9. Love toast, Next update could you make a way for us to pimp out our toaster so its all bling
10. Would be great if could toast 4 slices instead of the 2.

Gotta say these and many more had me rolling on the floor, Me my hubby and sister were splitting at the sides. As well as these sad ( sorry ) people that pay 59p for the chance to make virtual toast, they then go on to send in there hyped up reviews. I know what your thinking! It may be OK, how do I know I never brought it. Well after reading the sad but so so funny reviews I made my poor hubby waste 59p so i could see it in action. Well I have to give them one thing! It does what it says on the tin! LOL GOD IT REALLY WAS A LOAD OF CRAP. 

So this is to all you people out there that sit with there iphone or ipod touch, on the bus, train where ever they maybe making virtual toast. Please get a life! If you want toast go home put some nice white bread that you can fell in your hands, put it in the real toaster and make some f*****g toast. YOUR NOT 3 YEARS OLD! ARE YOU?